{"id":3032,"date":"2013-12-26T12:43:58","date_gmt":"2013-12-26T06:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/\u0448\u043a\u043e\u043b\u0430-\u0430\u0444\u0438\u043d\u0430.\u0440\u0444\/?p=3032"},"modified":"2017-12-23T07:54:57","modified_gmt":"2017-12-23T04:54:57","slug":"madness-mantra-peridot-seems-to-have-recorded-the-phrase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xn----7sbba3bihud8dub.xn--p1ai\/index.php\/2013\/12\/26\/madness-mantra-peridot-seems-to-have-recorded-the-phrase\/","title":{"rendered":"Madness Mantra: Peridot seems to have recorded the phrase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Full translation here. Bright Castle: Soria Moria. Cool Sword: The princesses give him one to kill the troll with. Damsel in Distress: All three princesses Earn Your Happy Ending: A long quest to get back. Everything&#8217;s Better with Princesses: All three damsels are princesses. Our Trolls Are Different: They have three, or six, or nine heads. The Quest: To return to his wife. Rescue Romance: They even offer to let him choose which rescuee he will marry. Ring of Power: It can let him go and return and bring her. Rule of Three: The three princess, the three trolls with heads in multiples of three. Standard Hero Reward: Halvor gets it. Textile Work Is Feminine: The princesses are spinning when he finds them. Youngest Child Wins: He marries the youngest\n<\/p>\n<p>Replica Designer Handbags The chicken gets his revenge on the Mad Scientist in the new theme song. Assimilation Backfire: The Borg attempt to assimilate Captain Jake of the Enterprise night crew, but his beer filled blood and love of partying instead corrupt the collective. Joe shorts. A soldier hits three perfect shots, two to the center body, and the third to the head. The Joe was shocked by the shooting, saying, &#171;If you shoot like that, your enemy could end up dead!.&#187; It later bites the Joe in the ass when a suicide bomber isn&#8217;t scared off with the missed bullets. Atomic F Bomb: Palpatine closes out the third Star Wars special with a bleeped out Slow &#171;NO!&#187; version of one of these: Palpatine: Well, if you want some final words of wisdom, here it is. (Turns to the camera while Flipping the Bird as the second Death Star explodes) Fuuuck yooouuuu!&#8217; Replica Designer Handbags\n<\/p>\n<p>Replica Stella McCartney Handbags Goofy Print Underwear: Peridot puts on white boxers with green aliens. How We Got Here: The episode starts with the title&#8217;s log number. Steven uses Peridot&#8217;s four recorded diary entries to find out how she managed to become friends with Garnet, showing each one of those days go by until the present time. Lame Pun Reaction: In one of the logs, Amethyst shapeshifts into Lion and explains she&#8217;s trying to &#171;Lion the mood&#187;. Peridot looks confused while Pearl covers her face with her welding mask. Later, when Amethyst is running around as a chicken, Pearl quips that &#171;at least she isn&#8217;t Lion around any more&#187;, and Peridot feigns laughter. Love Bubbles: Peridot discovers a pair of shorts and shiny bubbles cover the screen when we zoom in on them. Love Chart: Peridot makes a relationship diagram of the characters on the camping show Steven shows her, claiming it shows why Pierre and Percy make the best pairing. Madness Mantra: Peridot seems to have recorded the phrase &#171;traitorous clod&#187; in order to repeat it over and over to herself. The Milky Way Is the Only Way: Averted. Garnet mentions that they can see Homeworld&#8217;s galaxy, meaning that the Gems are not just an interstellar race, but intergalactic. Mood Swinger: Peridot goes through an emotional rollercoaster, starting with the completely straight face she always makes with beginning a log entry to a My God <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themadhattershow1865.com\/2014\/01\/29\/justified-in-that-the-whole-show-is-basically-one-big-oggy\/\">http:\/\/www.themadhattershow1865.com\/2014\/01\/29\/justified-in-that-the-whole-show-is-basically-one-big-oggy\/<\/a>, What Have I Done?, passing through Laughing Mad, several Freak Outs and Sanity Slippage. Steven: Uh, Peridot? Are you gonna be okay Replica Stella McCartney Handbags.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Full translation here. Bright Castle: Soria Moria. 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